By CityBoysNow - 11/09/2013 00:14 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

Spicy
Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 629
You deserved it 13 273

Same thing different taste

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So if I get a small car the women will be all over me?

There's a reason why stereotypes exist. And this guy proves that.

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No one thought of him not being that small, but her being very wide? Or, as she puts it, very very wide?

When I see these thirteen/fourteen year old talking about sex, all I can do is shake my head... Because I didn't lose my virginity until I was sixteen.

jw90 18

It's not the size of the penis that counts. It's how the guy uses it lol

My Step-dad and cousins made a 'tiny wiener man' game with the taller the truck the smaller the wiener. I thought they weren't serious and that it wasn't true until now.

skyeyez9 24

The man with the biggest penis in the world is a nerdy looking white guy named Jonah Falcon.

It ain't the size of the truck, it's how you use it. Double entendre aside, if he isn't using that truck for any heavy-duty type work like hauling stuff for work or towing trailers, then he is using it to compensate.

Wow, there are some seriously ignorant and jealous people here. Glad to see you're all capable of having intelligent thought.

squideth 18

Having fun talking to yourself, kiddo?

I have a old beater with the same VW engine, and I also have a small weenie....Not that my girlfriend has a problem with it. So I think your point is unvalid.

If Op genuinely likes him then that should not be a turn off, atleast he is not somekind of drug dealer or serial killer or whatever else is worse