By CityBoysNow - 11/09/2013 00:14 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

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Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML
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Cheeley 17

So if I get a small car the women will be all over me?

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annie_nk 22

There's a reason why stereotypes exist. And this guy proves that.

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perdix 29

I commute to work in Heelys. ;) weenk!

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perdix 29

#38, ok, I guess, a bit tired from my 20-mile skate-commute where I kept tipping over due to my enormous junk :)

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Habu987 9

...or maybe he has a job that requires a truck? Like construction or something?

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HumanWiki 8

As a Corvette owner, I can tell you it's not always true. I'm not huge, but I have made plenty of women happy.

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graceinsheepwear 33

A double uncalled for brag. Impressive.(Yawn)

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EpicSquishii 21

As a 1990 Honda Accord owner, I can tell you that no one here gives a flying fornication about your car or your dingydong.

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akiahara 14

Only believable if said women come forward.

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Enslaved 36

Couldn't you tell by his hands? And speaking of which, how were his hands? There's more than one way to skin a cat. :P

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graceinsheepwear 33

Hands that skin cats aren't getting near my pussy.

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KayleighS14 8

That's the only thing people drive round here and it shows lol.

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HumanWiki 8

Suck it, 44. It was fully on point based on the topic. We are talking about the incorrect assumption of nice/big vehicle = compensation for genital shortcomings. So, yeah, not a double uncalled for brag.

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EpicSquishii 21

Maybe it's compensation for your crappy attitude and need to prove yourself to complete strangers?? Ponder that.

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LegolasPrincess 10

If you like him as much as you say, his size shouldn't bother you. That whole "Oh size doesn't matter" is a bunch of crap. I personally don't care what size it is along as he knows how to use it, and uses it well. But for some women it's apparently the end of the world if the guy isn't sporting a 12" dick.

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EmsyyyRose13 24

I would think that a 12 inch dick would hurt, and not actually be pleasant at all.

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mkcherry 14

I dont think she was expecting him to break any world records for size but if he was small to the point of being a medical anomaly i think she has a right to be dissapointed. Besides she didnt say she was never going to see him again. I think most people enjoy having sex in their relaitonships you shouldnt have to stay with someone out of nicety if you simply dont enjoy being with them.

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sweetbliss3 37

not all about size. as long as you both find a position that works for the both of you no biggie.

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sammyjanette 17

No biggie, indeed.

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sweetbliss3 37

Bahaha. I didn't even mean it like that until you implied it. glad you caught it bc I sure didn't. lol

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skyeyez9 24

Not all big vehicles are for small penised men. I live in south dakota and alot of the men here drive large trucks because they live and work on a ranch. The vehicle pulls the cattle cars and other equipment ie they use a truck for its actual purpose. Pulling and hauling shit

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CantTouch 9

With some types of people you're always taking a chance. However, once you go black, you'll never go back.

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