By CityBoysNow - 11/09/2013 00:14 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

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Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML
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Cheeley 17

So if I get a small car the women will be all over me?

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annie_nk 22

There's a reason why stereotypes exist. And this guy proves that.

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EmsyyyRose13 24

Well, if he's any good at foreplay, it shouldn't really matter. There are more ways to be intimate than just penetration.

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akiahara 14

In my experience, Corvettes aren't compensating for a damn thing.

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noonenoeone 22

Corvettes compensate for not being able to afford a real sports car...ZR1s aside of course.

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Wizardo 33

Guys with Smart cars and hybrids must be so confident right now.

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TheDrifter 23

Except that the stereotype is that they're gay. Unless someone breaks the stereotypes OP is going to have to turn to bikers to find a suitable man.

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barfcannon 24

I always heard gay guys were hung. Although this may just be caused by the small car theory.

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TheDrifter 23

They might be, I never did a study. But either way it really doesn't help the ladies choose, as they're batting for the other team. Maybe look for a guy with a Jeep? But be careful, I hear they like the trail less traveled.

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buckdharma 36

Is the horn really loud? Like when he blows it does it scare the shit out of people?

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Milotiiic 9

I'm sure that's exactly the sort of question to be asking at this point...

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your_ma 27

Luckily from him everything about your body and personality and attitude are perfect. He deserves better than you.

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NotoriousLES 14

No kidding! I wonder how OP would feel if the guy went around complaining that she uses a double padded push up bra to compensate for really tiny boobs?

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pdp_fml 21

I agree with the comments that speak of your friends character. If he's a good man the size won't matter.

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lininnes 6

I have never heard abt this car-penis-size thing before. But I do know girls here in Asia love using Samsung Note2 instead of iPhone, because bigger screens make their faces look thinner.

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lolita88_fml 27

That is...odd. Interestingly odd.

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Yeliab333 20

if you like him it shouldn't matter how big/small he is

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lolita88_fml 27

Not his fault he's not well-endowed and wants to feel better about himself =/

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graceinsheepwear 33

Maybe he has good acceleration and gets good mileage?

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perdix 29

#29, large trucks usually have poor acceleration and gas mileage -- they guzzle gas and are built to deliver high-torque. In other words, he'll require lots of beer and will give you awesome tittie twisters, if you are into that sort of thing.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Ah, the tittie twister. With remote controls and digital tuning, so few men these days have a, ahem, grasp on how to do an old fashioned, dialing in a TV channel, type of tittie twister. Women go crazy for that shit.

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perdix 29

#37, our late Dad had us believe that turning the dial too fast would cause premature breakulation, so I've developed a slow, deliberative twisting technique. Back in the day, channel volumes could be vastly different, so I've become good at twiddling two knobs at once.

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