Cats are worse! They flip out if you so much as look at them the wrong way!

ADAM WEST

Or if they're bored. My cat has this new thing where he just likes to bite people

Whats your tat say

It says "Life is a balance between holding on and letting go."

Cat scratch fever? Cat scratch fever.

Not sure why I got voted down simply for being able to read a tattoo in a picture, oh well, jealousy is such a pretty face after all lol.

#33 I love your profile picture, it is so true.

Cats :3

Literally

Deja Vu

Joke's been done already..

Dogs mouths are cleaner then himans dumbass, not all dogs eat shit.

There's no such thing as himans dumbass.

Come on Doc! Don't let Robin Hood push you around!

Dammit Hobbes, I'm getting to it! Congratulations robinhood, you're a ******* imbecile! You've fallen prey to a classic urban myth, and you continue to believe it blindly and spew it forth rather than actually researching it. Dogs have a shit ton of bacteria in their mouths just like we do. The difference is that dogs also lick their asses after they shit. Unless you're licking an asshole, a dog's mouth is ******* FILTHIER. Any other bullshit you want to dispute? Asshole.

57- Do you know how and what dogs use to clean themselves?

All dogs DO eat shit, or lick it off their bum. Their tongues are toilet paper. They also stick their nose in feces and pee to "check the news" and mark their territory. Unless you clean your dogs mouth with a tooth brush and doggy tooth paste and make sure they don't lick themselves ever, then their mouths are years worth of dog crap. They have to have MORE bacteria (bacteria we do not have or really need since we aren't dogs) in their mouth to KILL the crap they are eating. That does not mean their mouths are cleaner, it just means that the shit that will make us sick might not make them sick.

65- I'm not questioning you cause I really have know ******* clue. But I remember them doing this on the TV show Mythbusters and they confirmed the dog mouth being cleaner. Maybe I'm remembering wrong, or they messed up.

BarDownDaily - I'm aware of that episode, but you have to understand that the bacteria growing in a human's mouth is nearly the same as any other human, as opposed to the bacteria that are in dogs' mouths. Not only that, when dogs sniff other dogs' asses and dig in the garbage, dog poop gets on the fur around the mouth. This is an urban legend and nothing more.

88- So, are you saying the reason the humans mouth was cleaner on the TV show was because of the type of dog they used. Interesting, I never would've even thought of that!

Doc, was that a metric shit tonne?

It has nothing to do with eating crap. It's the dogs' saliva that makes the mouth clean. But not the rest of the face.

Maybe OP wasn't kissing their dogs mouth. I kiss my dog, but I'll kiss the top of her head.

Actually, there mouths are cleaner, there is good and bad bacteria, the bacteria used in the dogs saliva to keep their mouth clean is good bacteria, it kills the bad bacteria in the stuff they eat. Been working with animals for 8years and my cousin is a veterinarian so that's how I know that. Dogs have one of the top 5 cleanest mouths, humans are not even near that top 5.

The fact that your cousin is a veterinarian makes you an expert somehow, right? Sorry, doesn't work that way. Why do we need to go through this again? Dog saliva does not have magical "cleaning" properties. It may have sone antimicrobial properties, but SURPRISE! so does human saliva. Dogs have species-specific bacteria in their mouths just like we do, and their bacterial counts may be slightly lower, but that DOES NOT EQUATE TO CLEANER. That's like saying "This pile of mud is cleaner than that pile because it has fewer maple leaves in it." They are both still dirty-as-hell mud piles. Cam we PLEASE move on now?

But there are such things as typos, called context moron.

And actually dogs mouths are cleaner. Not an urban myth, a fact. So before all of you guys start acting like you know shit how much actually thinking twice. I have done much research on it.

Define "cleaner". Do you mean "less bacteria"? That doesn't equal cleaner. If you'd actually done any research as you claim, you'd shut your face and stop defending your ridiculous argument. Dogs stick their faces into other dogs (and their own) asses, the same asses that they shit out of. That isn't clean no matter what you say. Now just stop.

You could stop arguing back because you dont have one. You might have had nasty dogs in the past but most only do stuff like that every now and then and therefore overall their mouths are cleaner. If humans did that our mouths would be wayyy worse than dogs sooo therefore, when dogs do that they MUST be cleaner. Dont need to do research to come up with that, just a brain.

And also when dogs stick their faces in other dogs asses, its not their mouth doing it. Theyre sniffing. Not licking. Therefore, nothing to do with their mouth.

Yes, but do we humans use our tongue as toilet paper? Didn't think so. And what does shit have in it? Bacteria!!! Who would've ******* thought, hey? And further more, when dogs root through trash, sniff other asses of sorts the bacteria may not get into their mouths until they lick their chops, in which most cases all dogs do. Thus adding more bacteria to their already bacterial infested mouths.

Ok you guys really need to stop acting like yall know shit. Ive done research on it, case closed. Someone commentated that theyve worked with animals for years and she even said they have cleaner mouths. Just because yall are disgusted by the idea doesnt mean that idea is right. Stop acting like yalls lack of education on the subject amounts to anything. Im pretty sure my PhD in microbiology and my years of research does though. And the only reason i keep commenting is because the lack of ignorance of people nowadays is baffling and i was hoping maybe sone could have some sense still. This bunch obviously doesnt.

Hey robin hood why don't y'all go back and read my comment and maybe, just maybe y'all will take into consideration about what I said instead of being an ignorant douche nugget and saying YOU know shit, when y'all ain't proven **** all in the first place.

Ok I am from the South, get over t and at least use it right moron. And what you says does not mean shit to me. Why? Because youre wrong and if people like you keep having this self entitled atitude yall will suceed in nothing. You cannot just magically be rcorrect because you want to be. You are wrong and so is everyone else disagreeing with me. I am sorry that yall still think yall are right even when someone who is an expert in the field is telling you other wise. Now thats being a stubborn asshole.

Okay you little bitch, back to our original argument, since you have no intent on doing so. Answer this for me, if dogs mouth are cleaner than humans, or as others may say even "sterile". Then how in holy ****, can deceases be transmitted by dog bits into humans. Oh, and never forget this, how again can dogs mouths be cleaner if they use their tongue to clean their ass?

Believe want you want to believe. I honestly could not care less anymore because it is a lost cause. Have fun with your life believing false information. That is why i most likely have a better life and job then you could ever have, unless that is you use your lack of brains and sex to get ahead in life. Good luck with that. And btw for earlier comments, I am a woman, and that alone means I have more sense than any of the dicks that commented with their lack of knowledge and just tried to argue their way out of something that they obviously know shit about but are ignorant to still believe their right. Have fun googling if youre right or not but the real answers lie in academic journals but you probably would not even know where to find those.

I see what you did there!