By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
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Thruan 5

Yet again someone who has no idea about dogs. Your dog sees you as a subordinate, lower in the pack, scum. You did something he/she didn't like so she disciplined you. Nothing more, nothing less. Train your dog!

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tfarris65 0

I agree 100%. Glad someone knows what they are talking about.

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redmnky21 8

hugging a dog and going for their face causes a natural reaction to protect themselves, it's how dogs fight and establish dominance

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Thruan 5

Grrrrr no. If you are the pack leader they will not act aggressively towards you or try to be dominant over you. Problem is. 98% of people have no idea about even the most basic dog physcology.

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sqeakyclean 7

Hey everyone! The dog whisper is commenting on FML!! ;)

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Thruan 5

Not a dog wisperer. Im a dog trainer. And getting sick of the shit people spew about dogs.

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sqeakyclean 7

I agree. People are stupid, don't let it upset you.

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meggy2010 5

I'm guessing she didn't like your kisses, but I'm just guessing..

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Brandon2916 9

some people use words to show love some people use gestures....and some use maulings

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wittygirl 8

Did you forget to pop a mentos in your mouth before kissing her?

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kerr888 0

Well at least she knows your there :)

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mrtjawesome 14

maybe shes asking for new chew toys?

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aussiesays717 1

Ouchie... :o that gotta sucks O.P

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