By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
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Goldenjet87 3

maybe u had bad breathe and she was trying to tell u to go brush

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hahayourmom101 5

sorry to be a grammer nazi but you spelled "anonymous" wrong. (;

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Estapc 3

And you spelled "grammer" wrong try grammar.

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redhedsaysrawr 18

you invaded her territorial personal space and it scared her, OP. gotta watch out for these things...

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Thruan 5

No. If op was the leader of the pack as they should be, the dog has no personal space. Yet again another untrained human with no idea.

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bad_chiquita 5

Didn't you learn anything from that news anchor who got mauled on live tv? Give dogs their space. They usually show signs of annoyance when they don't want you literally in their face.

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micahsmommy 13

Did you squeeze too hard? Dogs don't like bear hugs.

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kBRETTE 6

That's why you don't adopt the rabid animals in your back allies.

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sillymcbilly 7

my dog does this weekly :S

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KiddNYC1O 20

I think of a lion or bear when you say mauling... That'd be crazy.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

We all have our different ways to show affection... I guess.

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desireev 17

I see your picture very often. And, no matter what, I smile every single time I see it!! It is soooo cuuuute!!!! Just thought I'd tell you! :)

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Hahahahaha thanks!!! I spend a lot of time on here cuz i get bored very easily hahaha after all i am a twenty first century electronically addicted child ;P

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