By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
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AngryNinja 1

that is uncalled for. I hope you left.

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chih 0

I hope you smack the shit out of him. Get it? butt jokes...

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screwlife23 0

I'd bitch slap him. O.O

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dmwbaw 0

That is immature and disgusting. how old is yr boyfriend? 12 or 13, because that is what his maturity level is. And for all the pinks out there that think it's a prank or funny, I've got some shit I would do to you that I think would b funny, u may not agree though. remember guys, it takes a real man to treat a women like a lady

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Squit_fml 16

#123 Sure. Enjoy your life as a crybaby, "gentleman".

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ct08 0

you should have kicked him in the balls and told him that he won't need them for awhile because you have just cut off sex for him.

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quietlytearful 0

muahaha! what the heck? that's hilarious. what did you say OP?

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moovin247 0

LMAO hahahaha anyone who says leave him WTF he just farted its not like he cheated on her or anything. just take it as a joke thats what he meant it to do. yea he might be a jerk for farting on you but dont dump him. this shows that hes comfortable around. he loves you

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xBlessedxInxSINx 0

lmao. what a good man.

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