By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States

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Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

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Disco_fml 0

it's not rape, just suprise sex.

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Menick47 0

Errrrrr? Ummmm? That's just?.... Wired, OP.

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darkmis1 17

Uhh......you might want to stay away from him if he thinks that's funny.

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rollursk8r 0

aw come on. it's not like he raped you. he was just trying to get out of awkward situation. idk

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darkmis1 17

Wouldn't that just make it more akward?

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piinkbunnii 1

Well you knew this was his kind of foreplay!!

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amazingjane 0

I don't understand??????

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luvmuffin10 0

did you want to have sex with him?!?

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skyeyez9 24

Find a new crush, this one is an asshole who has no self control or what personal boundaries are. He was testing his boundaries with you in a sick way. Next time it may be for real.

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L0lCney 0

He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

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silentxninja 13

How the hell is "fake-raping" supposed to make anything better? Rape is not romantic or funny, it's a serious crime, and I don't understand why people think it's appropriate to use that word in such ways, or why people think that being in situations of that sort are entertaining.

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