By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States

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Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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L0lCney 0

He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

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kagome43210 0

no no its R-A-P-E get your penis out of me!

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13__Loki__13 1

Sounds like a job interview I went on once. I didn't get the job but did make a new friend... in prison.

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makc5point3vtec 0

hahaha...this kid sounds like such a douche.i wanna kick his ass for no reason

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smashleighfig 0

This makes absolutley no since. For the recored, coming from someone who WAS raped 5 years ago, its in no way funny & shouldnt be a JOKE. Not **** your life, just **** you.

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Sparkiee93 3

You should have fake kicked him in the nuts.

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Marino01 0

i don't think you should like him anymore.

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