By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 10:34 - Oman

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML
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perdix 29

You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.

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remy3106 10

u must have really wanted that cookie?!

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dotty23 0

ydi, for not baking some more cookies ^w^

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Evanjelion 0

It's called, " We split the cookie in half to demonstrate the joys of sharing..."

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XexyWinch 0

NOBODY deserves to miss out on a cookie. EVER!

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meandmyself69 0

I've heard of fighting till blood is drawn or someone is K.O. for a world title. but dam! all that over a cookie? that must have been a dam good cookie! FYL

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ihearuscreamin 13

you're bad for being a fat ass and getting your snack taken. :)

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Schizomaniac 24

I have nightmares about you.

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tbonea1990 0

get to a damn gym and work out u fat lazy ass

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PlutoSA 0

Ah, the quest for the cookie. Sounds like your brother's got his priorities right at a young age. Choc Chip? :)

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Quest_ 13

Sounds like an agreeable swap.

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