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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 10:34 - Oman

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

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By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By Disappointed - 31/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML

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By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 19:48 - United States

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

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By Dia - 02/05/2021 05:01

Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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Monday 30 August 2010 16:07

You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.

remy3106 10

Monday 30 August 2010 16:03

u must have really wanted that cookie?!

Comments

AshDramatiicsxz 2

Monday 30 August 2010 17:06

LMAAAAAO , u got beat my a 14 year old , FAILLL !!!

Person1233 12

Monday 30 August 2010 17:11

Holy shit.

aRm95 0

Monday 30 August 2010 17:29

really? what an idiot.

bytch69 0

Monday 30 August 2010 17:35

I'm cracking up not that u injured yourself but the big age difference and y'all fighting sounds like me and my sis I'm 33 and she is 25 and my daughter who is 17 and my niece is 3 and they don't get along the 3 year old goes up to her and kicks her lol

lindsaybugg 0

Monday 30 August 2010 17:39

f a g

sophia_ry 0

Monday 30 August 2010 17:49

I always fight with my brother. aha

imright24 0

Monday 30 August 2010 18:01

Are you sure you're not 6?

anti_average 5

Monday 30 August 2010 18:10

I like how everyone assumes OP's little brother beat him up. Clearly OP is just a clumsyass fighter and did moe damage to himself than his little broher. OP must have balance and dexterity that can only be achieved during a night of binge drinking....or a seizure.

aaLeejandra 0

Monday 30 August 2010 18:19

hhahhahahhahaha LOSER

buckinbronco33 0

Monday 30 August 2010 18:21

you're probably a fattie and oversensitive about food. u gave a fight for 3 seconds before become exhausted, he had to beat the crap out of you to get you off of the cookie you were crushing with your enormous weight.