Love: Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left,...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left, they told me they disapprove of her because of her supposedly lower social class. Now I have to either dump her or lose the money they set aside to pay for my university tuition. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

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Wise decision?

By Anonymous - 30/04/2022 00:01

Today, my girlfriend was given an ultimatum by her dad: come back to China and marry the man he picked for her, or stay here at uni with her 'white devil boyfriend' (me) and be shunned by her whole family forever. She chose here for her future career, but I think she resents me for it. FML

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Class war

By gill - 20/06/2024 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Recently, her mother married a rich guy and they moved in together. Her stepfather pays for everything and she can now go to bars every weekend or travel. Now that she’s “had a taste of the good life” she thinks she can meet someone better. I’m working class. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 19:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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I'm too old for this

By anon - 08/06/2022 22:00

Today, my parents lectured me about how my girlfriend will ruin my life, because she's a single mom, a recovering alcoholic, and has chronic health issues. Apparently, I should be with their friend's rude, trashy daughter, who can't keep a job, and goes on a drunken, drug-fueled bender every other week. I'm 31. FML

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By ... - 29/12/2010 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

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By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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PennyLane27 32

Saturday 28 April 2012 2:59

Keep her. Pay for your own college. Earn your big boy pants. [and get laid!]

RebekahBrooke 9

Saturday 28 April 2012 2:59

love, or a good life?

Comments

cobanjo 2

Saturday 28 April 2012 18:23

Your a guy lie to ur parents. BOOM problem solved

anarchistpunk 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 19:18

Dude, go with love. Assuming you love her. Life doesn't mean shit without it. And if your parents love you they'll understand..either that or they're just flat out assholes

cdypoore 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:08

Explain this to your girlfriend, and tell her you two need to pretend to break up in front of your parents. Then, continue to date in secret. You're happy and your parents are happy, which makes it the perfect choice.

tanlines26 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:09

Your parents are dicks.

NickPaulson 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:13

Wow your parents are assholes

Kenny85 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:38

Did they spoon feed you at this meal? Grow a set of nuts your options are, listen to mommy and daddy or be a man and put your foot down. Bet you have Barbie panties on.

dustin92590 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:41

Your parents are assholes.

weave92 1

Saturday 28 April 2012 21:04

If you dump her there is always a chance of someone better. Either way don't miss out.

AshitaNoYuki 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 21:24

So, you have two options. Find a way to pay for your own University, or "dump" her, keep seeing her on the sly, and get back together with her when you graduate. Your parents are assholes.