By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML
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dezman2000 21

It used to be "My dog ate my homework" not "Your dog peed on the floor" What has our world come to

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AyeJay101 25

I don't even know what to say... I guess new requirement in a partner is if they're potty trained?

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Tigerman9 3

do you know it was pee or did she accidentally spill a drink? Either way it's still messed up that she blamed your dog

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mintlegendary 14

You should have rubbed her face in it

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pengyvan 21

Today, I had to add 'doesn't pee on rugs' to my requirements for a woman. FML

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ericp96 10

Maybe you really turned her on or she masturbated while you were in the bathroom

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patte_fml 19

That rug really tied the room together.

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Bryce8 11

I'm sure she has a small bladder and couldn't hold it in and panicked. I think she should be the one doing the FML.

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awreaderchik 8

Honestly I think you should just give her a break like OP never said how long he was in the bathroom and she might have had to go really bad but she couldn't because he was in the bathroom

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