By LC - 23/01/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML
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Haelous 0

I think you're suffering from a lack of creativity. Even the floor works just fine. ;)

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Superman8_fml 0

the couch, the car, the floor, the garage, the back porch, the front porch...all acceptable. figure it out

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ghost010 6

Why don't you get creative and try somewhere else?

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RachaelQ 0

kill yourself or I'll do it for you sick bastard.

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nastenka_fml 0

poooor baaby:(

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bryttkneee 0

I've never come across someone with only one pair of sheets...you kinda deserve it.

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lilkim_fml 0

yeah what's 'en route'? and why does op only have one set of linen? time to buy another one, there really not that expensive!

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rzbt21 0

**** on the sidewalk outside

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bromdrum 0

only one set of bedlinen? WTF is with people who don't have backups for anything? do you have only one pair of underwear too?

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mtbrown 0

Don't be such a booty call desperate *****. :/

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vieeev 4

You think a bed is the only place to have sex on? Be more creative!!!

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