By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
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shaytards_fml 9

a guy sent me a pic once, I couldn't open it, so I gave to my father. it was a penis too...

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blackonblight 32

Because "no" is met with "why not?" "Don't be a bitch" "just give me a chance" "******* **** I bet you gave it out to very one else you just don't want to admit you're a *****" "frigid bitch I was tryina be nice see what that gets me?" And so on and so forth?

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fakedsincerity 32

at 2.17am, crazy drunk, it probably seemed like a good idea. :o

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Xotoolyxo 16

She'll never know you gave out her number unless you confess....what she doesn't know can't hurt her

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MiataHarley07 6

It's called sarcasm. 42 was being sarcastic.

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AngryD 9

that's got to be one of the best cases of karma getting back at someone I have ever heard I bet next time you do the right thing and just tell them no

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Pyro_Wolf 17

Apparently it is 4. One of my friends got a picture of a some guy's dick with a pen in it. She never even saw the guy before.

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Muttley9 13

Dear Random Tipsy Bar Girl... see what you're missing! :)

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Curlytwirly22 17

This is not your fault it's the idiot that sent the picture's fault !!

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paigexox0 37

All i had to do was read most of your comments on this fml and i know why

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

The amount of YDIs on this is disgusting and disheartening. How in the world does anybody ever deserve an unsolicited dick pic?

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TallMist 32

If she hadn't gotten drunk, she would have been focus enough to not give them her mom's number.

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Rojod 13

In the Netherlands we got number, that if you call it, always gives you the voicemail. They broadcast all of the sms and voicemail on the radio! 06-12324444! :D

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