By notsobig - 29/01/2013 22:39 - United States

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Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend if she thinks I have a big package. She replied that she didn't want to upset me and get into another fight. FML
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bushyyboy 11

Don't ask if you can't handle the truth there big guy?

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poccocurantes 7

Well it's been swell, but the swellings gone down.

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token_blackguy 18

If she is still having sex with you. You can't complain.

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Steve95401 49

But she probably asks "Is it in yet?".

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mansen 15

as Freud would say, someone is still stuck in the phallic stage...

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Jaden56 3

There are just something's you don't ask if you can't handle the truth.

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perdix 29

Watch ****. It that looks like you, you've got a big package. Otherwise, you don't. (This doesn't count if it's "chick with a dick" ****.)

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akiahara 14

Don't ask questions you already know the answer to.

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AllegroRubato 16

IF you indeed are not all that big, she could have been nicer about it; that being said, she could also have been meaner about it so, all in all, not that bad a deal? Look, if she's with you (despite the imagined problem) and not cheating on you (despite the imagined problem) then everything should be dandy.

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Me1977 8

1. Cut a hole in the engagement ring box 2. Put your junk in that box 3. Make her open the box... and that's the way you do it! And you don't even need to get a big diamond ring.

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, if he's able to hand her the box (instead of her reaching to his groin for it) then he is indeed hung like a horse. Nay, like an elephants trunk.

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poccocurantes 7

If he is able to put the ring on the question is moot.

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