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By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By squeltorey - 03/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Whittier

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower

Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML

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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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Just a prank, son!

By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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chili10 18

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:06

What a sweet father/son relationship.

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:17

He poured milk all over his son? Such actions are, in my opinion, legendairy.

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RinnaRae22 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 17:12

Haha. You asked for it.

graphicstyle7 17

Thursday 5 January 2012 17:21

Don't provoke old people. We are cranky.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 5 January 2012 17:25

that should tell you how mature he is.

courtneeymac 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 17:28

Well that will teach you now won't it ?

Yukii007 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:15

Stupid if you do something to make someone mad there's gonna be a worse reaction. Common sense

FaraPjJammaz 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 21:49

This FML reminds me of the times when my dad jokingly drives right by me after school so i have to run after him instead of stopping and picking me up. Then I jokingly tell him that I'll leave him in a nursing home when he's old. But that's okay cause I'm just joking, dad T_T

XoDEMONCHYLDE007 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:16

57 i get casein is a part of milk very clever. Im lol at that.

l000babyseals 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:40

What made you think that would end well?

abbybailey204 19

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:43

That sounds like something my dad would do

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:52

Haha. Jokes!

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