Intimacy: Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about...

By Anonymous - 10/03/2015 23:15 - United States - Angleton

Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

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Same thing different taste

By JC - 26/03/2012 20:56 - United States - Villa Ridge

Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML

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By thismakesmesad - 07/09/2011 16:16 - United States

Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

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You deserved it 7 587

Vibe check

By Hopelesslover - 04/08/2009 21:03 - Malta

Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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You deserved it 6 349

By wtf - 12/07/2009 16:20 - United States

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML

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Don't listen to Cosmo

By FMBs - 30/04/2014 23:40 - Puerto Rico - Guaynabo

Today, my girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified trolls at Cosmo. I think my balls are broken beyond repair. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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You deserved it 29 247

By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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You deserved it 23 526

Repetition

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 00:00

Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML

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You deserved it 1 175

oathkeeper99 31

Wednesday 11 March 2015 11:58

Hey, don't dish it out if you can't take it!

Liamj774 36

Wednesday 11 March 2015 11:57

Look likes she ones step a head of you. I'm sure you didn't mean to rub her the wrong way, but it's a touchy subject

Comments

rocketgurl 15

Wednesday 11 March 2015 22:47

YDI so hard bro.

asl12 9

Wednesday 11 March 2015 22:50

It's your fault

pinque 19

Wednesday 11 March 2015 23:15

Maybe it's you that's not doing the job

Hash13 13

Wednesday 11 March 2015 23:38

Dammmm she got you good didn't she ?

Sheh_fml 25

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:50

Come on, how could the OP not deserve this? If she is crap at it, tell her in a more sensitive way. Preferably face to face. If it was just a joke you should expect retaliation, and also be aware that such things can misfire. Sex can be a very intimate and intimidating thing.