Love: Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

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Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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By CptZoe - 29/02/2012 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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By Star - 30/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

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By xxbobsan - 21/04/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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dol567 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:05

Ouch. You didn't deserve that. Guess there goes your relationship

genius_man16 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:17

and yet you're wearing a B-sox cap in your picture #16 -_-

Comments

WIDRR 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:10

YDI for being an anti-yankee fan. :)

Lichinamo 33

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:04

I have one thing to say to that: GO METS!!!!!!

mandadanyele 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:11

Dang............................yankees do suck though...=/

genius_man16 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:11

Sounds like you two have a communication issue. I'd break up with him, not because of what he said, but because you two clearly don't know how to talk to each other. Or you could suck it up and start talking, whichever you prefer. Also, YANKS RULE

randomsloth 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:12

wow i feel bad for him haha you faillllll at being good in the sack please tell me you guys just broke up because if you didn't that would be retarded and its gonna be awkward as **** for you when you guys have sex again..you are gonna be like wow i suck which is gonna make you suck even more hahaha fail

Zigster94 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:12

are you sure he was serious ? need more details that could've been one of those responses he didn't mean but said cause you dissed his fav team ps. blue jays ftw.

C_Wicked27 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:12

YDI for dating a yankees fan... anybody would deserve something like that for dating a yankees, red sox or a cubs fan lol. Sorry, I didn't make up the rules...