Love: Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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By CptZoe - 29/02/2012 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML

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By I guess not - 02/08/2016 13:24

Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML

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Too much pressure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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You deserved it 5 133

By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 007

You deserved it 6 733

By Star - 30/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

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You deserved it 9 165

By xxbobsan - 21/04/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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dol567 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:05

Ouch. You didn't deserve that. Guess there goes your relationship

genius_man16 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:17

and yet you're wearing a B-sox cap in your picture #16 -_-

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TBD3 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:57

Suits you for dating a Yankees fan. GO SOX!

whatsername_ 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:05

Ouch.

dykeinlove 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:05

no one should have to date a yankee's fan. consider yourself lucky, now you can find yourself a nice sox fan and have a happy life!

ohhhhshizzz 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:18

YANKEES SUCK ASS! J/K I don't even know who the Yankees are. But you should really talk to your boyfriend. Also, he is probably doing something wrong too. You know you have to do all of the write things to have great sex: hand job. *******/69. Then sex. & if he actually did something, which I highly doubt then it would be awesomee.

forthelulz_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:20

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Subtext 10

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:25

YDI...these comments can be hurtful to a sensitive person, even if meant as a joke. Some people react just like that...

bennylove 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:56

Gotta stick up for the team. At least he's not a Red Sox or Mets fan.

mattmag 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:57

Just say "then let's practice right now" and you have him for life.

alex_vik 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:22

He's a Yankee fan, did you expect him not to be an asshole?

The_Frost 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:47

Lol #25. I loved Mad Libs as a kid. Now, I can have a new and interesting FML whenever I please! High Five! OP, get with his best friend and when he asks why you would do such a thing just tell him that you wanted to get as much practice as you could get... for him.