Miscellaneous: Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my...

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 347

You deserved it 4 629

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 046

You deserved it 4 869

Love is strange

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 115

You deserved it 146

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 701

You deserved it 3 146

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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You deserved it 1 710

New relations

By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 390

You deserved it 142

By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 497

You deserved it 4 078

Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 442

You deserved it 3 319

WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 837

You deserved it 3 302

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 806

You deserved it 3 012

WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 121

You deserved it 321

DmnUall 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:58

just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.

Mpsteve13 7

Monday 15 November 2010 15:51

marry your mom

Comments

notsocommonsense 1

Monday 15 November 2010 20:01

you should see if breast feeding is an option

mcsteamy88 0

Monday 15 November 2010 21:45

lol. nice!

RebelHeart7 0

Monday 15 November 2010 20:35

Oh God no.

deannoz 0

Monday 15 November 2010 20:51

Milf alert!

rockefoe 6

Monday 15 November 2010 22:01

um...whaaaaaaaaaaaat???

lolsucks4u 0

Monday 15 November 2010 23:22

Well, that sure is going to be awkward during Thanksgiving this year.

ohsuzykuew 0

Monday 15 November 2010 23:56

hurry and tell your dad about all the kinky shit u guys did together before they get married. maybe he'll change his mind.

cufaoil 11

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:56

either that, or it'll give him more to look forward to

therighthero 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:04

*going to

CanuckinOZ 4

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:14

haha Eskimo brothers, tell your dad you taught herthat think she does with her tongue

MustangGirL 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:23

Twix moment!

thisismy83 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:48

bazinga!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 350

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Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 655

You deserved it 12 587

Today, I was cleaning a tall window on a stepping stool. All of a sudden, the stool gave way under me, sending me plummeting to the ground. My husband muttered, “Maybe if you laid off the Krispy Kremes this wouldn’t have happened!” laughed and left. My 16 year-old daughter had to drive me to the ER. FML

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You deserved it 182

Today, after spending a great day with my nieces, I turned to my husband to ask him if maybe we should start trying to get pregnant like we both agreed we wanted to multiple times. Before the words even left my mouth he said, “God they were exhausting, thank God were not having kids.” FML

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You deserved it 247

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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Today, my obese sibling snored loudly during a TV show. I swear, if it's not anime or a violent film he likes, he just goes to sleep. But then he's up all night, eating and playing video games while I'm trying to sleep. I can't keep working like an exhausted zombie all the time but I get in trouble when if I say anything. FML

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You deserved it 176

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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