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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

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You deserved it 146

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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You deserved it 3 149

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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You deserved it 1 710

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By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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You deserved it 143

By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

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You deserved it 4 080

Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 323

WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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You deserved it 3 305

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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You deserved it 3 012

WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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You deserved it 321

DmnUall 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:58

just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.

Mpsteve13 7

Monday 15 November 2010 15:51

marry your mom

Comments

notsocommonsense 1

Monday 15 November 2010 20:01

you should see if breast feeding is an option

mcsteamy88 0

Monday 15 November 2010 21:45

lol. nice!

RebelHeart7 0

Monday 15 November 2010 20:35

Oh God no.

deannoz 0

Monday 15 November 2010 20:51

Milf alert!

rockefoe 6

Monday 15 November 2010 22:01

um...whaaaaaaaaaaaat???

lolsucks4u 0

Monday 15 November 2010 23:22

Well, that sure is going to be awkward during Thanksgiving this year.

ohsuzykuew 0

Monday 15 November 2010 23:56

hurry and tell your dad about all the kinky shit u guys did together before they get married. maybe he'll change his mind.

cufaoil 11

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:56

either that, or it'll give him more to look forward to

therighthero 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:04

*going to

CanuckinOZ 4

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:14

haha Eskimo brothers, tell your dad you taught herthat think she does with her tongue

MustangGirL 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:23

Twix moment!

thisismy83 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:48

bazinga!!!!!!!!!!!!

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