Miscellaneous: Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my...

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 351

You deserved it 4 629

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 047

You deserved it 4 869

Love is strange

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 115

You deserved it 146

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 702

You deserved it 3 146

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 148

You deserved it 1 710

New relations

By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 392

You deserved it 142

By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 498

You deserved it 4 078

Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 444

You deserved it 3 319

WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 839

You deserved it 3 302

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 808

You deserved it 3 012

WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 121

You deserved it 321

DmnUall 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:58

just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.

Mpsteve13 7

Monday 15 November 2010 15:51

marry your mom

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aback 4

Monday 15 November 2010 16:38

Tell your dad all the things she likes and mock her "O" face.

really231001 0

Monday 15 November 2010 18:17

agreed!

really231001 0

Monday 15 November 2010 19:16

agreed!

really231001 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:49

agreed!

BuddyChristSays 0

Monday 22 November 2010 6:22

agreed!

AAShah 0

Monday 15 November 2010 16:39

NASTY

Marjojo_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 16:50

Weird... Recently we seen this FML on the french website version.

romano07 0

Friday 19 November 2010 7:08

damn didi lol Do seriously read EVERY comment? =o

cowsgomooatyou 8

Monday 15 November 2010 17:11

Threesome? Get in there son.

gtrgdss 0

Monday 15 November 2010 17:37

move to Utah, raise some chickens. I'm kidding. so sorry for you!!

melibear89 7

Monday 15 November 2010 18:06

your life truly sucks. srry op

tragickingdom 0

Monday 15 November 2010 18:07

this definitely sounds like a plot to a great porno. are you a cougar chaser, or is your dad a pedo?

wwerulez14 6

Monday 15 November 2010 23:01

You mean it can't be both?

boobahs 0

Monday 15 November 2010 18:09

the pimp hand is strong in your father...

Lisa_Gaskarth_fml 2

Monday 15 November 2010 18:14

Maybe your father is more hot than you...

zemo999 0

Monday 15 November 2010 18:16

Tell Dad she's a screamer...

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Today, I got a call from a lady who said my husband died in a car accident in Miami. My husband is supposed to be at a business trip in North Carolina, so I told her it must be a mistake. Turns out it was all true. He lied about a business trip and went to Miami with his lover, who was the woman who had called me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 876

You deserved it 64

Today, after six months of doing the job of 2 people, because all my coworker does is sleep and sit down with her phone, I told my boss that I can't be doing my coworker's job and getting the same salary as her. My boss added just $10 to my salary and told me to let her carry on doing nothing, while I still do the work of 2 people. FML

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You deserved it 132

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Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML

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You deserved it 181

Today, I'm crying in an Uber because my significant other just broke up with me. I'm crying quietly but there's no way the driver hasn't noticed at this point. I'm OK with him not saying anything, but he also hasn't changed the music. All that's playing is Pink, and not the loud, girl-power songs, but the sad, slow ones about love. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 076

You deserved it 214

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 410

You deserved it 3 867

Today, my boyfriend called me to ask if I knew the serial number for my laptop. I had given him my $650 gaming laptop to sell in his electronics store because I didn't need it and could use the money. Apparently it was stolen at some point yesterday and his cameras were turned off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 423

You deserved it 1 928

Today, I got a few splinters at work. In the middle of trying to remove them, my coworkers noticed and decided to "help". Ten minutes later, the splinters are gone and so is the random mole on my palm I've had my whole life. My hand hurts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 274

You deserved it 379

Today, my boyfriend proposed with the biggest, tackiest, most Geordie Shore-style ring I’ve ever seen. I said yes because I love him, but this thing is twice as wide as my finger and just looks horrible compared to the solitaire ring I told him I really liked. I’m embarrassed to be seen wearing it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 262

You deserved it 508

Same thing different taste

Love is strange

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Hey!

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