Miscellaneous: Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my...

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 347

You deserved it 4 629

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 046

You deserved it 4 869

Love is strange

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 115

You deserved it 146

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 701

You deserved it 3 146

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 148

You deserved it 1 710

New relations

By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 390

You deserved it 142

By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 497

You deserved it 4 078

Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 442

You deserved it 3 319

WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 837

You deserved it 3 302

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 806

You deserved it 3 012

WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 121

You deserved it 321

DmnUall 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:58

just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.

Mpsteve13 7

Monday 15 November 2010 15:51

marry your mom

Comments

catia55_fml 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:50

that sucks. at least u got a piece before this happened

momo1972 3

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:08

and after too and again and again........

catia55_fml 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:50

that sucks. at least u got a piece before this happened

lowens110 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:05

you can at least tell your dad how she is in bed gross that you've boned your mom

rencegoh 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:19

nice... i see an incest coming soon.

varkey 7

Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:34

gross, that sucks FYL

myknewverr 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:01

hahah oh dear. poorr you

Gtaylorfication 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 19:43

You stole my picture!!!!!

Castanedaljc 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:06

Dude........ SUCKS!!!!

romanje 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:52

dude you can now **** your stepmom

cufaoil 11

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:58

hi Missy, I mean, Mom...

lifeisdabestsome 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 3:16

either your dads marrying an young chicc or you dated an old chic! haha

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 489

You deserved it 15 054

Today, our baby refuses to sleep through the night. My dad told us to play Heavy Metal because it put me to sleep as a baby. We are currently playing "Jekyll and Hyde" by Five Finger Death Punch on repeat and she’s been asleep for 7 hours. Unfortunately, the neighbours are furious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 340

You deserved it 182

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Today, while my mom was explaining the house rules surrounding the towels, I took out a notepad and began taking notes. She snatched it away and threw it across the room. I need the notes or else I’ll forget. FML

I agree, your life sucks 874

You deserved it 183

Today, I was turned down for a job because they thought I lied about having a six-month internship. Why? The secretary I told off for stealing my lunch every single day told them she hadn't heard of me, and the new company won't listen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 596

You deserved it 305

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 228

You deserved it 7 219

Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 629

You deserved it 144

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 441

You deserved it 3 380

Today, I heard my mother say, "I feel bad for any girl that marries him because he's, what's the word? Metrosexual!" To my girlfriend. About me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 275

You deserved it 3 499