Health: Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a...

By ewicsmelly - 29/12/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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Nature finds a way

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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By ant_hater - 28/08/2011 18:18 - United States

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML

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Freak Scene

By antsgomarching - 06/10/2020 17:01

Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 14:00

Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2017 22:00

Today, I woke up early to weird scratching and smacking noises. After gathering enough courage to check what it was, I found out it was just an ant stuck on a piece of paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

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New neighbors

By Jules - 06/07/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML

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By santasadiekins - 17/08/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 22:20 - Canada

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

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Wednesday 29 December 2010 8:59

EW WTF.

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Wednesday 29 December 2010 8:59

Shave.

Comments

xxlowsnip3rxx 16

Thursday 14 November 2013 2:31

CUT THE ******* BEARD DUMB GROSS ****

Brianna_Ray 23

Friday 3 January 2014 19:49

How long were they there before you finally noticed? I'm sorry but that's gross!

DeadPixel4 29

Tuesday 6 May 2014 4:15

Must be a brony.

CoriCat 25

Wednesday 7 May 2014 2:02

I THINK, that means you should wash it.

TheVurcle 10

Thursday 10 July 2014 20:53

Lets all take a moment to realize this man has never cleaned or shaved his beard before

shabellah 7

Monday 4 August 2014 4:41

Or a population of ants WERE ur beard

ForeverJasmine 26

Wednesday 12 November 2014 19:57

It seems it's time for you to shave it off..

speakfreely 21

Sunday 28 December 2014 16:20

That's kind of repulsive

justinccp 8

Monday 18 May 2015 6:00

This reminds me of episodes of "infested" I've seen on YouTube. Guy, seriously this is beyond disturbing. Shower once in a while? Groom? This just makes me wanna scratch the hell out of my face