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By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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By wingless_angel_7 - 02/12/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML

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By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

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By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2019 05:45

Today, I was feeling really down and decided to text a friend to vent to someone about it. Then I realized, I don’t have any friends. FML

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By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 02:30

Today, after growing tired of my friends group leaving me behind every time and having secrets between them, I started to ignore them and stopped following them, without saying anything. They haven't spoken to me since, and it's been 7 months. I'm alone. FML

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By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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By R2A8 - 01/03/2019 04:00 - Kenya

Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:43

So it was you that kept stopping and starting the Internet. Sorry, Comcast for complaining about the shitty, unreliable service, we now know the culprit. Will somebody be her friend so we can keep the Internet on all the time?

RJB 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:45

Hello, idiot how about instead of posting "Fml my friends dont like me wahhhh' You do SOMETHING about it. Ask them. Your spending time posting this, why dont you spend time with your friends instead?

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toink 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 20:44

I hate when people keep: log in, log out, log in, log out... ad nauseam. I usually block people who do so.

lolwatlol 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 21:35

Same

isantorin 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:36

agreed. :|

the_stereotype 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 20:49

FMLs like these are just pathetic.

fcukb0o 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 21:50

Why did you have to keep restarting your internet for? =/

Kylias 6

Sunday 25 October 2009 21:54

I like how there's no subject. It doesn't say what they were ignoring. I'm going to assume they were ignoring your cat. Your poor cat.

meaganliz 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:01

Haha, it's a transitive verb failure!

gummibehrs 4

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:07

Very true. If I wanted to be picky I would bring up the use of the word "am" in a past-tense sentence... Although, I guess I just did. *shrug*

gummibehrs 4

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:12

EDIT: Oh, I guess they changed it. It used to say: "Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why am I not receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring. FML"

RachelTM 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:14

Sorry it was a mess. It's all fixed now! ;-)

IambecomeRAWR 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:26

And there I was thinking I was going crazy, I knew that 'me' wasn't there before :L.

aghoogha 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:48

haha

Blobenshnogen 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:19

Holy crap you restarted the entire Internet?! This is explains how I got to fmylife via gopher site...

lucipai 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:43

Network engineers just rolled over in their graves. Congratulations.

Narzhul 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:54

Your internet? It's not yours man, it belongs to Emperor Al Gore.

noluck84 0

Monday 26 October 2009 0:04

awwww, ill be your friend.

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