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By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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By wingless_angel_7 - 02/12/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML

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By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

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By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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Alone

By Anonymous - 07/11/2019 05:45

Today, I was feeling really down and decided to text a friend to vent to someone about it. Then I realized, I don’t have any friends. FML

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A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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Message in a bottle

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 02:30

Today, after growing tired of my friends group leaving me behind every time and having secrets between them, I started to ignore them and stopped following them, without saying anything. They haven't spoken to me since, and it's been 7 months. I'm alone. FML

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By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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You deserved it 441

By R2A8 - 01/03/2019 04:00 - Kenya

Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:43

So it was you that kept stopping and starting the Internet. Sorry, Comcast for complaining about the shitty, unreliable service, we now know the culprit. Will somebody be her friend so we can keep the Internet on all the time?

RJB 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:45

Hello, idiot how about instead of posting "Fml my friends dont like me wahhhh' You do SOMETHING about it. Ask them. Your spending time posting this, why dont you spend time with your friends instead?

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zachman3334 0

Monday 26 October 2009 0:45

Today, I realized I'm not the center of my friend's lives. FML

quarty165 0

Monday 26 October 2009 0:46

maybe it's cuz you keep restarting the internet? it's SO annoying when ppl keep getting on and off of instant messaging in hopes for attention. i'd ignore you too.

Batsumoto 4

Monday 26 October 2009 0:48

YDI for living in Dubai

roflmaonade 2

Monday 26 October 2009 15:55

hahahah

mattdaddyryan56 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:42

hahahahhaahahahahaha to #2

frostie 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:14

Happyforeverx chill out. They must have been really busy doing something esle or busy in a conversation with someone else. No one respects msn anymore, everyone uses facebook these days. Sometimes i log in and then go get up and go make some food. When i get back down on the computer, i find i got 20 messages from the same person or different people.

fukUmane 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:46

Your friends ignore u because they don't like you. U suck at life.

DLT_17 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:54

AWW. i have been there. and everyone else stop picking on her. **** you all. You don't know if it is their fault.

cloud_infinity 0

Monday 26 October 2009 4:12

Curtis Prosper... did you write this? LOL

EveryDayJackAss 0

Monday 26 October 2009 6:23

FYL for posting as stupid as this on fmylife

Shadow_vamp_503 2

Monday 26 October 2009 9:01

I do that to my friends... oops. Just igore them back.

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Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

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Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

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Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

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Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

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Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML

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Today, my daughter must be punishing me for something. She's dating a boy who dropped out of high school to “escape the system” and yet loves collecting unemployment benefits, and refuses to read books because he hates not knowing what the characters really look like. FML

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