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By ledon - 16/11/2011 04:15 - Canada

Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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By merrymary - 07/01/2012 11:11 - United States

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 17:00

Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML

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By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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enonymous 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:07

It's like Easter egg hunt with meat!! Measter!

Im2Handsom 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:12

Shove a potato in her muffler.

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susannah365 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:16

well at least she is gone now, hopefully ...

Blueglasscup 18

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:18

So I'm guessing the answer was a no...

Nolnah 14

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:19

soooo.... you didn't want to stop her or what?

EvilCupcake8361 9

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:39

your picture is very terrifying..

B3Y0ND 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:58

As is yours.

kidwiththeface42 7

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:22

I'd hate to see what she would do if you'd asked her not so kindly.

scruffy_janitor5 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:25

If you knew she was crazy, you should have seen that coming

jennyvieve 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:34

Yeah, because my first thought would be that she'd stuff raw meat down the drains...

ledon_fml 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:56

my thoughts exactly. hahaha

GameOver008 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:31

Noooooooo not the hamburger!!

blacksswan 10

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:35

Answer by shoving/stuffing your fist up her ass. She sounds crazy indeed.

susannah365 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:38

ah, u charming lady!

blacksswan 10

Wednesday 16 November 2011 10:01

Ahhahaha lol :'] :'>

Xxak907xX 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:37

...that's a new one

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:40

Wow, this needs to be one TV:)

blacksswan 10

Wednesday 16 November 2011 10:03

Troll >_>

oreobunbun 3

Thursday 17 November 2011 4:09

Why just one?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:45

Murder (dramatic chord)

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Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML

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Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML

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