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By ledon - 16/11/2011 04:15 - Canada

Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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By merrymary - 07/01/2012 11:11 - United States

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 17:00

Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML

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By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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enonymous 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:07

It's like Easter egg hunt with meat!! Measter!

Im2Handsom 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:12

Shove a potato in her muffler.

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FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:49

You've got at least 3 days to reclaim the meat from the drains before it drops below McDonald's quality.

corporatescoundr 25

Wednesday 16 November 2011 11:54

Nah... As long as it's able to freeze again it should be fine for McDonald's... *shudders* worst two years of employment in my life

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 16 November 2011 14:05

The McRib is back... I think I just got a hard on.

attaboy368 20

Monday 9 January 2012 23:00

I almost went to McDonalds tonight thanks for stopping me~~

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:50

This week on, we see this crazy roomate shove hamburger meat down this person's apartment drains, and then we see this roomate playing with a celing fan. Plus commentary from our celebrity cast. This week on "Worlds dumbest roomates"

KJON 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 11:54

Gay

aJaguarinRed 9

Wednesday 16 November 2011 17:03

Joke fail.

CakeSlicer 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:56

Was she PMSing?

CakeSlicer 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:56

Was she PMSing?

CaptainJackCat 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:59

How exactly did you ask her? I'm sorry though, that sucks. I had a crazy/psycho/bitch roommate, but she never did that.

ajmk58201 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 10:01

What a waste of hamburger!!!!

mr_miyagi 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 10:02

What a drain on your resources

Wuhuh 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 10:06

At least you can use the garbage disposal on one of the drains.

btbamfan75 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 10:37

41- thats chic-fila, not KFC

Angelice_fml 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 10:41

Wow, what a krabby patty. :P

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