Love, Cute and Kids: Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 17:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

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SituationMan 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:10

This is a sign that your child does not fear you enough. Corporal punishment works.

luv2sing247 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:13

If my son ever said that to me, I would make him address me as "ma'am" instead of "mom" from then on to show more respect. I'm sure you are a lovely lady. :)

Comments

ascertaint 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 7:50

#26 - sounds plausible. If that's the case...ouch FYL #27 - lol! Russell Peters!!

Londonlover55 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 14:50

Teach that bitch some manors! =)

ugliy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:51

but then the fact a young kid considers you ugly he probably didnt come up with that THE HUSBAND DID! and hes reiterating

irawk 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:33

That kid needs a smack in the ass!!

NotNegativeNews 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 9:12

Where's this 'mind bottling' phrase coming from?? Don't you mean 'boggling'?

Rebeccax 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:34

im not sure if i believe this one...

rakhil11 7

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:56

5's still ok 2 get spanked @...i got spanked when i was little and i luv my parents

beautyisahorse 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:53

Not to be rude, but your son may have some issues. He's only 5?

reddilocks 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:30

I AGREE WITH 47!!! kids are great until they learn to talk. im only 16 so i know im being pretentious. honestly i dont care. but i do feel bad for you, even if you did spoil your kid silly. no one should have to hear that from anybody, especially your kid. punt him like a football.