Ok wow. I'm a twilight fan too but seriously... GET A REAL BOYFRIEND. Don't go kissing windows because first of all if u were a twilight fan you would understand that that's completely rediculous because of the descriptions in the book. I hate these damn stereotypes. NOT ALL TWILIGHT FANS ARE FREAKS!!! Thank you that's all. =]

i respects peoples oppinions. even if it is twilight. BUT YOU PPL TAKE IT TO THE ******* INSANITY OF EXTREME. DELETE THIS FML AND REPOST IT WHEN YOU GET PUT IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION!

It's funny when a crazy phase highlights the idiots in our population.

Wow. Seriously. I don't even know what to say to that.

you are straight up pathetic...Edward Cullen..seriously?? get a life

Twilight and window make-out sessions aside, what kind of moron would ever clean a window with their tongue? Congratulations, you went out of your way to make your neighbor think you're one kind of an idiot instead of another. I wouldn't give you Windex, I'd let you pick up whatever bacteria you get and leave it at that.

He seemed to have bought your story... so your plan did work. I would agree that it was a bit of a silly thing to do... much like some people kissing posters and cardboard cut outs... but it's nothing that warrents the extreme berating you've recieved. The anti-twilight fangirls/fanboys are always just as ludicrous and psychotic as the actual twilight fangirls/fanboys. May I note that these would not be terms to describe people who merely like or dislike the films/books, simply the terms to describe those that take these two to the extremes.

I'm gonna go with troll on this one

That was a nice idea--I hope it brought you to a conclusion that dating Edward Cullen would be unenjoyable, to say the least. Oh, and I am glad your neighbor fell for your cover-up. Otherwise you would have been subjected to berating IRL to the similar extent that you got here. To the 236 comments before this one: Twilight may not be good literature, and people can interpret it incorrectly, but that doesn't entitle you to post flame comments.

There goes my faith in humanity and the concept of logic. Please Twifag, don't subject the rest of humanity to your stupidity any more.