Wow, Pathetic much ? You deserved it, No question.

Wow now that is sad. Seriously, Edward Cullen is a fictional character. Get over it.

YDI for liking twilight in the first place

YDI for being creepily obsessed with a character in a book.

C'mon everyone, let's get a chant going- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Once that gets old, we can switch to "Twitard."

How is this an FML?? OP, you were acting like an idiot, but instead of saying anything, your neighbour was kind enough to get you windex. You should be greatful for such a neighbour. Or is the FML here, "Today I was totally obsessed with Edward so I acted like an idiot"? In which case, why'd u add the part about your neighbour?

OP, this is incredibly, inexpressibly creepy. Not because you seem to have some sort of obsession with a fictional character, but because you kissed a window to know what it would be like to kiss a corpse. That's right, Edward Cullen has cold, cold lips because he is a vampire, and doesn't have warm blood running through his veins. This is because he is a dead thing. OP, you kissed a window to know what it would be like to have the cold, dead lips of a corpse pressed to your own. I just hope you don't expect the corpse to slip you any tongue.

you're a total dork and you have severe mental problems

This was far too long. It could have ended earlier: "Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. FML." You're ******* creepy, too. If you want to know what it would REALLY feel like, kiss a dead body. Cheers.

YDI for liking that piece of shit Twilight.