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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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Magic moments

By youmakemesick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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By notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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Grossed out

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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Thursday 5 February 2009 15:15

tic tac is your friend

O_0 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 11:20

That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....

Comments

PSYCHODOUGHBOY 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 13:40

Don't worry maybe she was having anxiety attacks

burnsie22 5

Saturday 21 April 2012 14:54

Remember the old show 6teen'.? Thats what happened to one of them

VivaLaColdplay 27

Wednesday 2 May 2012 18:41

Stan?

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 2 June 2012 0:11

Those onion crisps are not the best thing to have before a special kiss. Believe me I know...

bagelpie 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 10:51

In your mouth?! D:

regan_droper 4

Saturday 1 September 2012 18:44

dont worry maybe she was just nervous because she likes you to :)

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Wednesday 24 April 2013 20:13

Hopefully she was just nervous?>.

dspolleke 19

Wednesday 8 May 2013 15:22

I kissed a girl and i liked it the taste of her soury vomit

irgndsondepp 15

Wednesday 14 August 2013 12:32

Sounds like South Park...

Nederlander95 14

Tuesday 31 December 2013 3:24

Was this drunk at a party?

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