Miscellaneous: Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to...

By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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Kyothine 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

That's what you get when you think you're hot shit.

DEATHx2 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

klutz

Comments

jSOPURE 3

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:55

Stitches are the new IN-thing. :)

countrygal926 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:35

Tell him you clearly fell for him, corny but its the truth lol

alex_vik 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:49

Sorry, but I don't feel for anyone that uses the word "fabulous".

such_is_life_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:51

wow, how can you guys say she (she, right?) deserves that? I don't see why she deserved to fall down her stairs at all! I'm a complete douche-bag and this kinda stuff doesn't happen to me, so don't play the 'karma' card with this.

Spinach 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:59

God forbid someone feels confident and wants to show off something they are happy about... Everyone does this, she didn't deserve to get her head split =(

alex_vik 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:10

#27 - There's a difference between feeling confident and striking a pose the second you get out of the house. Seriously, when do you even see someone strike a pose outside of TV/movies?

jcizzle 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:29

aw that sucks, you started off your day by tying up your boots, and ended up with someone tying up your head.

Linkshot 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:33

Carpooling with your neighbour? Sounds like you two are young.

Hockeyguy12 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:17

haha fail

PsychoX 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:57

Why would all these people assume that the OP is at fault here? That's ridiculous. Yes, (s)he was showing off. Obviously, this clear indication of vanity caused God (or Allah, or Yahweh, or Zeus, or the divine order, or w/e) to smite the OP with all the righteous justice that a god (or God) wields over the heads of us mere humans. Obviously. Right? and ROFL @ 30.... carpooling indicates young how....?