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By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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Kyothine 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

That's what you get when you think you're hot shit.

DEATHx2 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:48

klutz

Comments

lalaladudodoo 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 8:17

haha this shit would happen to me but there would be a lot more people around to watch

alex_vik 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 9:01

#32 - There was really no need to say '(s)he', it's obvious OP is a female, seeing as no male would strike a pose after walking out their door, but I wasn't even aware people made poses in real life.

letstrythis 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 9:34

A) Did you have insurance? B) Did he take you to the hospital? C) If B, did he seem pissed about it? If C is false, then this is a good thing to bond over.

Cassy_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:46

So she deserved to fall down the stairs because she struck a pose? Wow, I don't even want to know what's supposed to happen to people (or only women?) who have casual sex. Yeah, striking a pose when having fun with friends is absolutely evil and soul-tainting attention-whoring! </sarcasm mode> #32: you are for the win :-)

alex_vik 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:35

#36 - There's a huge difference between casual sex and striking a pose. Posing for no reason is stupid, but casual sex is just morally wrong.

Cassy_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:43

#37: Have you even read my post!? Wow, way to go. Oh wait, that's sarcasm and you can't handle sarcasm even when it's written in so many words it's sarcasm, you might think I'm cheering you on. Oh, forget it, Literal Genius.

AutumnDevi 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:45

oh wow, i can relate. the things we go through for fabulous shoes! especially the ones that make us trip, sprain our ankles, and pass out in the library at school...waking up to a crowd of librarians and EMTS.............. But i still wear those same shoes anyway!