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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
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keoct 4

Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.

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maskedman 9

this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.

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Jim9349 10

Sucks for you. But I would take that as a good thing, if he doesn't he isn't good

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maundy 0

hahaha! I agree, i once farted while talking to a guy, 10 yrs later (we're still friends) he still calls me fartface. :)

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tagyrrpregnant 0

lol, I feel for you haha, I've passed out drunk and wet the bed at my boyfriends house. it's horribly embarassing, well as embarrased as you can feel while completely hungover. I made up for it with shower sex.

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noboundary 9

lol it's ok.hey sh*t happens. I hate when you have to let out a fart but everyones near you, and in your stomach it sounds like a ticking time bomb, it hurts so bad.lol.but fyl.

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toria5637 0

haha....that was on george lopez X-( just saying...it could happen but u know..

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

But on George Lopez, it was talking about making friends. "Somebody sprays milk out their nose, and that makes the kid next to him laugh so hard he farts. BOOM! Friends for life." :3

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rOBboCOp 0

it happens like............one in a billion chances so dont worry lmao jks

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sorcerersinger 0

did you ask him out after you throw up (please, we know you did)?

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