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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By OliviaO - 24/12/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard at a joke that I snorted, which caused me to choke on my Coke, which then caused me to fall off my chair. The joke wasn’t even that funny. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, after having an upset stomach for two days, I thought it would be funny to rip a fart in front of two teen boys at the hardware store. It wasn’t until I crapped myself wearing shorts and it ran down my leg into my sock that I realized it wasn’t at all “funny.” FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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keoct 4

Friday 5 February 2010 20:01

Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.

maskedman 9

Friday 5 February 2010 20:24

this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.

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judetheobvious 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:13

YDI for being socially inept

saranottelling 7

Friday 5 February 2010 22:32

... and after that I laughed so hard I sharted. FML." Could have been worse OP, at least you didn't have a crap stain!

LtChicken 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:36

he must be a very funny guy

kyarush 10

Friday 5 February 2010 22:34

haha your awesome. IDE date you just for your sence of humor and somewhat carefree attitude(:

alliemay 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:40

YDI - but not for the situation. I felt for you... until I saw your username. That's pathetic and clueless, especially if you're taking about THIS guy.

r0ck_this 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:48

oop, double whammy of humiliation. hopefully you recovered well, ehe. ( i do admit your username is pretty pathetic though. FYL for that. )

alya_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:08

I think if you did try to laugh at this too, maybe he would think you're funny enough to laugh at your own sillyness.

alya_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:11

well I think if you laughed about it too, he would think that you're funny enough to laugh at your own sillyness. and it would be a funny memory of you two. but this way, it's sad, sorry.

xriley 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:24

ok..the milk... can't blame you.. farting in public is just gross...tell him u will swallow his milk if he still likes u...suck suck and swallooooowwwww...gd luck after such embarassment