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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
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keoct 4

Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.

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maskedman 9

this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.

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aback 4

He'll either fall madly in love, or run like hell.

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cajekraze 7

aww 3rd grade sucks

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Haha that's embarassing but cute :) This is something you'll be able to laugh about in a few years.

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Precious2010 0

I think thats quite immature. Grow up

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FranzFerdinand 18

Yeah, farting and laughing is only for children. Once you become a man/women, you learn to never accidentally do either of those things. In other words, you have a twisted (and rather stupid) idea of maturity.

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lethalwippin22 0

fake...but I agree...your life totaly sucks!

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omnistryder 0

hell, I'd laugh about it now! that's awesome

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allmidnighteyes 10

At least it wasn't milk spewing out of your ass when you farted.

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CleanSheets 0

This may sound odd, but I would pay to see that...

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lilrich03252 0

haha that reminds me of lastnight, I was playing soccer and had to fart hecka bad, so I was gonna try to make it a little one but when I went to take off to run it came out really really loud and the other team scored since everyone on my team was laughing

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