Animals: Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was...

By leeseyxoxo - 27/03/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML

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By Haze - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML

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By achoo - 27/04/2009 12:52 - United States

Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys… the whole lot. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend apparently lied to me when he'd said we could get a dog one day. I bought a puppy for him in secret but as soon as he saw it he was all, "What the hell is that? We’re not keeping it." It’s now with his parents, as he didn’t want it overnight or even in the house. FML

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By JessThompson - 05/12/2012 16:50 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

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That's just cruel

By forever dog-less - 22/12/2018 04:00

Today, my mom told me to go meet a rescue dog. After doing all my research and emailing shelters left and right, I finally got a call. It went well! Then, my mom told me it would never happen. I'm still expecting several emails from the shelters I contacted, so I get to relive this pain. FML

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By gettingacat - 17/12/2009 14:32 - United States

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML

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By DVC#3 - 26/11/2024 18:00 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, are you excited for Christmas? Because I'm sure not. When I was 14, my dad got hit by a car on Christmas. At 15, my dog died. When I was 16, I got not presents. When I was 17, the Christmas tree was stolen. I wonder what's next… FML

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By Dogless - 21/08/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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PSQ91 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 12:36

And you still believed that Santa story until today?

spoilt_ 15

Sunday 27 March 2011 12:34

didn't you work out a puppy can't be a reindeer ....

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Monday 28 March 2011 5:52

I was at the animal shelter today looking at the dogs available for adoption. They wanted $250-400 (one papillon dog was $500) per dog! I know they use the money to fund the shelter, but damn. That's prob a reason why alot of the dogs go unadopted with such high fees. I am not shelling out $500 for a dog. I love dogs but thats ridiculous. My australian cattle dog was $120 from a breeder.

country868 0

Monday 28 March 2011 5:57

at ur age u shoulda figured it out because "Santa"? Seriously

x3herox3 0

Monday 28 March 2011 6:25

lmfao

gingerkid19 0

Monday 28 March 2011 6:42

what ******* assholes

gingerkid19 0

Monday 28 March 2011 6:46

I always hit you deserve it... bc I'm an asshole

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Monday 28 March 2011 6:51

look on the bright side, you were cute enough to keep

dansco 24

Monday 28 March 2011 7:58

Win for #187! ;) What took you so long? So at 19, you finally discovered what most 5-10 years olds know - Santa is a fake! So is the Easter Bunny and Jebus lmao

deidre823 7

Monday 28 March 2011 8:01

Seriously?? You kept believing that load of crap for 15 years?? YDI for being a retard.

Cenobyte 10

Monday 28 March 2011 8:47

Obviously OP didn't believe in Santa for so long. Did it occur to any of you that OP assumed the puppy had died and only recently discovered that it was taken to the pound for being ugly. The fml isn't that the OP lost the puppy. The fml is that the OP's parents are arseholes.