Miscellaneous: Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday,...

By anna14 - 21/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By photomark - 13/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I saw a quarter in my poop. My friends say I do stupid things when I get drunk. Apparently, eating change is one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 20:00 - United States - Elverson

Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML

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Poot

By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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By TLJ321 - 18/05/2012 07:41

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

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I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML

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notsocommonsense 1

Monday 22 February 2010 1:17

well at least you learned to use a smaller coin next time you decide to be an idiot

Ajjas013 6

Monday 22 February 2010 1:13

That's RICH HAHAHAHA. I know, I fail :(

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saranottelling 7

Monday 22 February 2010 1:40

Ew, did you get it removed in his office? Did they throw the coin out or did one of you keep it?

drewrox 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:35

yea cuz they are gonna keep a coin that was in someones asshole. LOL

kukri187 12

Monday 22 February 2010 14:20

maybe they have a "lost and found box" like on scrubs.

aback 4

Monday 22 February 2010 1:42

Hope you told him to keep the change. Don't worry about it. Doctors find all sorts of things stuffed up there. A quarter is nothing.

Maddoctor 10

Monday 22 February 2010 1:46

I'm calling fake, only because it takes usually two days for the full digestion cycle to take place. If it is real, then I hope you at least disinfected the coin, otherwise you'll have just absorbed tons of bacteria and germs from maybe hundreds of different people. Way to go.

galaxy87 0

Monday 22 February 2010 15:10

Yeah its definitely fake!

SeasonedSausage 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:52

In Soviet Russia, Quarter eats YOU!

adventurepaws 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:02

LOL

mariahrawks 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:09

I don't think I'll be able to touch a quarter for sometime without desanatizing it fully first. :p

Shannankathryn 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:16

how does that happen????

Sniper3000 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:16

idiots these days...

person555 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:21

every body know the biggest coin you should ever eat is a nickle

Summer95 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:26

Really... I mean really?

FarSide 22

Monday 22 February 2010 2:28

If it had stuck in your throat instead of your asshole, you would have died. If it had been a 50-cent piece, you would have won a Darwin award. Something tells me you are still a contender.