Miscellaneous: Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday,...

By anna14 - 21/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By photomark - 13/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I saw a quarter in my poop. My friends say I do stupid things when I get drunk. Apparently, eating change is one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 20:00 - United States - Elverson

Today, I had to poop, but as I sat down, it wouldn't come out. After about 10 minutes I realized I needed help. The only help I could get was my mother, who couldn't stop laughing at the sweat and faces I made. I still hurt. FML

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Poot

By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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By TLJ321 - 18/05/2012 07:41

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

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I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML

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notsocommonsense 1

Monday 22 February 2010 1:17

well at least you learned to use a smaller coin next time you decide to be an idiot

Ajjas013 6

Monday 22 February 2010 1:13

That's RICH HAHAHAHA. I know, I fail :(

Comments

LordArion201 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:29

ydi for bein a ****** retard

HolyWater 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:31

ur bowels shoud have been able to streach wide enough to poop out that quarter

xxXChiiXxx 2

Monday 22 February 2010 3:41

HEY! The FML doesn't start with "Today!" XD

jctankk 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:49

yeah it does read it

candy1 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:56

hahaha this is gross

corambis 13

Monday 22 February 2010 3:58

Did the doctor tell you to watch out for any change in your bowel movements?

maskedman 9

Monday 22 February 2010 4:46

this is a win comment.

mandy_Reeves 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:03

a friends dog pooped a 20$ bill once....

emx13 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:06

the fml does start with today stupid :p

J0yce 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:30

Hey on the bright side your life is worth 25 cents more!

akramadam 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:40

this idiot is clearly lying. how the hell would you get a metal of that size through you GI tract? if you really did manage to swallow it, pooping it out would be least of your qorries

maskedman 9

Monday 22 February 2010 4:49

Next time someone asks you to swallow $.25 a quarter might seem easy, but you're probably better off swallowing a dime, two nickels, and five pennies.