Miscellaneous: Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose....

By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By ow - 17/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

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By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

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By sarah - 11/02/2012 06:36 - United States

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By DeepTaccer - 30/10/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By FlowerPower - 20/07/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML

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Nico1929 5

Tuesday 8 November 2011 9:07

I WAS CURIOUS!!!

kimmiekimmiekong 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 9:14

dumb ass *red foreman voice*

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Evan2297 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:51

Don't try this at home kids.

jellyD 1

Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:19

WTF? Is it that boring in Minnesota?

hamsterz 1

Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:26

Idiot .

docscientist 9

Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:11

Today, I somehow still found myself surprised at how stupid people can be. Fml

iSnortWaffles 7

Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:20

Sounds like something I would do.

jaredofmo 22

Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:31

Try those after dinner mints next time, they're smaller. Or a Tic-tac.

littlericht 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:52

Could have been worse you could have put it in your japseye now that would have stung!

littlericht 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:54

Atleast everything he smells will be minty, that gotta be a bonus!

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 8 November 2011 17:33

Of course, the draw back will be the gender crisis as he's a she

luvbug21 6

Tuesday 8 November 2011 15:00

Dear Ancestors, Were sorry, This generation has no hope Sincerely, America

summerhot_fml 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 15:14

ooh i did that with an m

CuteGinger 2

Wednesday 9 November 2011 1:38

Just an m?

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But… why?

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