By GracelandDave - 19/03/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, I learned I made the dean's honor list for my college for the first time since attending. I asked my dad if he was proud of me, to which he replied, "when you're as successful as your brother, I'll be proud." My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 76 380
You deserved it 3 975

GracelandDave tells us more.

Okay, just made my profile. One of you asked what my degree will be in. Right now I'm working on a B.S. in Animal Science and will be trying to get my DVM after that. Also, my brother is a male model and has done a lot of work, but tried college for 1 year. All of you who think this is fake, it WAS exaggerated but what he truthfully said was insinuating that my brother is successful and I am a waste of air until I get my degree. My dad isn't an asshole, but my brother does seem to be his golden child. Honestly, I am not bothered by the comment my dad made, I just found it to be funny when he said it. It is true that male models and Chippendales dancers can make a TON of money, but my brother is not at that level exactly. He is doing a stage production of Chippendales (www.herecometheboys.com). I'm very proud of him, and as for the ladies wanting his number, I'm sorry, he's married. Thanks for the remorse, the empathy, and the doubt. This site is fun, right?!

Top comments

iluvmycatz 0

I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic.

Comments

maedoc 0

this is what you get for fishing for compliments. don't rely on other people being proud of you to make yourself feel good about yourself, and just feel good because of what you've accomplished. who cares what other people think, if you are happy with things?

sarcasm, you moron. quit looking for compliments.

wow, im so sorry #16. thats seriously an FML.

At least u r getting out of that family...

davidpom50 0

To be fair, Chippendale's IS the pinnacle of the male exotic dancing world.

Ender_ 0

#16 you sound like you have your life together!!! Congratulations. Maybe what your mother always wanted to be was a grandmother though...So your mother is more proud of your sister because she helped her finally attain that title...I don't know...You should be proud of yourself though!!!

squeaky_fml 0

what's your brother's number?

#17, that was so presumptuous of you. Though I guess it was presumptuous of me to assume it was a girl, but at least *I* was right.