By GracelandDave - 19/03/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, I learned I made the dean's honor list for my college for the first time since attending. I asked my dad if he was proud of me, to which he replied, "when you're as successful as your brother, I'll be proud." My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML
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GracelandDave 0

Okay, just made my profile. One of you asked what my degree will be in. Right now I'm working on a B.S. in Animal Science and will be trying to get my DVM after that. Also, my brother is a male model and has done a lot of work, but tried college for 1 year. All of you who think this is fake, it WAS exaggerated but what he truthfully said was insinuating that my brother is successful and I am a waste of air until I get my degree. My dad isn't an asshole, but my brother does seem to be his golden child. Honestly, I am not bothered by the comment my dad made, I just found it to be funny when he said it. It is true that male models and Chippendales dancers can make a TON of money, but my brother is not at that level exactly. He is doing a stage production of Chippendales (www.herecometheboys.com). I'm very proud of him, and as for the ladies wanting his number, I'm sorry, he's married. Thanks for the remorse, the empathy, and the doubt. This site is fun, right?!

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iluvmycatz 0

I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic.

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ohfrick 0

Pics of aforementioned brother, please.

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agentasuka 0

hey congrats to you anyway! lol @ #37

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TheOrpheus 0

Whats the pay on being a chippendale? seriously.

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laurisshnazzy 0

I'd be proud too! Do you know how many chicks he'll pick up?!

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Paynegwynn 0

Oh my god. Your brother is Chris Farley?

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deliciouskaek 1

Those dancers are pretty well paid. Get to work.

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cyberhoy 3

#16 congradulations on kicking life's ass. Any ways there is no reason to bash your brother he could do a lot worse than professional dancer. Basically we're comparing somebody who is very good at school with some one who is probably very skilled at dancing. So yeah just cause you're going to school doesn't mean you're gonna be more successful that he will. Besides you didn't even tell us what your degree is like my chem professor said "Some one with a science degree says why does it work? Some one with an engineering degree says how does it work? Someone with an art degree says would you like fries with that?" basically if you're working on a useless degree than there is no reason to complain about this because you're brother is more successful than you.

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