By GracelandDave - 19/03/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, I learned I made the dean's honor list for my college for the first time since attending. I asked my dad if he was proud of me, to which he replied, "when you're as successful as your brother, I'll be proud." My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML
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GracelandDave 0

Okay, just made my profile. One of you asked what my degree will be in. Right now I'm working on a B.S. in Animal Science and will be trying to get my DVM after that. Also, my brother is a male model and has done a lot of work, but tried college for 1 year. All of you who think this is fake, it WAS exaggerated but what he truthfully said was insinuating that my brother is successful and I am a waste of air until I get my degree. My dad isn't an asshole, but my brother does seem to be his golden child. Honestly, I am not bothered by the comment my dad made, I just found it to be funny when he said it. It is true that male models and Chippendales dancers can make a TON of money, but my brother is not at that level exactly. He is doing a stage production of Chippendales (www.herecometheboys.com). I'm very proud of him, and as for the ladies wanting his number, I'm sorry, he's married. Thanks for the remorse, the empathy, and the doubt. This site is fun, right?!

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iluvmycatz 0

I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic.

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KenMcGormick 0

what's wrong with strippers... i would say they are the most daring bunch of all... puts all those successful kids to shame

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sf1985 0

Number 27 pretty much sums this up.

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fuckmylife88 0

ok ya he was prob being sarcastic, but exotic dancer(male and female) make a LOT of money... so idk. lol, either way dont worry bout it man.

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fml_ha_no_fyl 8

I make at least a 100k a year and they can make almost double that so yeah he wins... you keep on working on it you'll get there. but fyi we'll be out of a job soon so don't drop out like I did... but still iWin

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GracelandDave 0

Okay, just made my profile. One of you asked what my degree will be in. Right now I'm working on a B.S. in Animal Science and will be trying to get my DVM after that. Also, my brother is a male model and has done a lot of work, but tried college for 1 year. All of you who think this is fake, it WAS exaggerated but what he truthfully said was insinuating that my brother is successful and I am a waste of air until I get my degree. My dad isn't an asshole, but my brother does seem to be his golden child. Honestly, I am not bothered by the comment my dad made, I just found it to be funny when he said it. It is true that male models and Chippendales dancers can make a TON of money, but my brother is not at that level exactly. He is doing a stage production of Chippendales (www.herecometheboys.com). I'm very proud of him, and as for the ladies wanting his number, I'm sorry, he's married. Thanks for the remorse, the empathy, and the doubt. This site is fun, right?!

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Smoxxii 17

Just be glad she doesn't expect too much from you... You won't be too pressured to do so well that way... My mother tells me I'd be lucky to get a job at Burger King...

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zidane312 0

Seriously, you could never be more successful than a Chippendales dancers. Thats just Hawt

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fml147 0

well if hes a chippendales dancer he has to be hott!

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2legit2quitnow 0

#52, I did not say a singe thing was wrong with strippers, they are very brave ppl, they have to be extremely confident and 2 of my sisters have been strippers, one still is (as mentioned above) Im simply stating that i busted my ass to get where i am, and i think its funny that IN MY MOTHER'S EYES, i couldve been equal to someone who simply took off her clothes and laid on her back.

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sammie2 0

HILARIOUS!!! tell your dad he's HILARIOUS!!!

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