Miscellaneous: Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with...

By Anonymous - 06/03/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML

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By jina - 18/03/2009 03:48 - Korea Republic of

Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

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Whiner!

By mrjude - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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By sbutler - 14/07/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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We all hate cold callers

By Adrian - 03/02/2022 14:01

Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML

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You deserved it 170

By hatemyjob - 23/04/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML

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By O - 24/02/2015 10:19 - Sweden

Today, my boss called me, furious about how I "never answer my phone", especially when important clients are trying to reach me, and how unprofessional I am. I make very sure to never miss any calls, my boss just keeps giving out the wrong number to people. FML

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You deserved it 2 016

Customer service

By retailworker - 09/01/2020 14:00

Today, at work, I was helping a customer over the phone. Another customer came and asked me a question. I let them know I'd be with them shortly. They then said "I really think you should hang up. The customer is always first." FML

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By Alex - 06/02/2024 06:00 - United States - Jeffersonville

Today, my mom didn’t answer the phone when I called. My husband promptly said, with a straight face, “Would you answer you?” FML

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Hush

By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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You deserved it 31 053

SoundTheAlarm 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:58

I don't know anyone idiotic enough to answer a phone with f*ck off.

napero 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:04

Why didn't you look who it was? This is YDI at so many levels it's unreal...

Comments

Domonator 16

Sunday 7 March 2010 1:34

"Today, I called one of my congregants to tell them that they were chosen to receive a special blessing. They answered my call by saying, "**** off". It surprised me so much that I answered, "Up yours, asshole!", and now I am damned for all eternity. FML"

deevosee 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 1:46

well I'm having a bad day too op, so f*** you! since it's the way your allowed to do it, so can I

LtHoward 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 1:50

Just explain you were having a bad day! Not that hard, really.

jc420 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 1:55

not acceptable. **** you for thinking that you have the right to dismiss people because you're on your period.

Kelfer 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 1:58

I'm a pastor and I would have probably laughed my ass off if this had happened... For all you haters, what OP said.

misskity6 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 2:16

fyl for letting a pastor know your number. ydi

aardvarkish 15

Sunday 7 March 2010 2:24

blame it on Tourette's

funny_bunny123 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 2:31

wth does OP meen?

boopityboppity 11

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:08

Google is your friend, but I suppose I'll be as well. It means "original poster," and refers the the author of the FML.

saranottelling 7

Sunday 7 March 2010 2:37

How did he reply? "I would, but then I would be damned like you. Good day." Never answer like that, what if it was a 5 year old? Some 5 year olds have cell phones now!

DrDiamond 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 2:58

you said **** off because you were having a bad day, pastors and church captains know your phone numbers and they call to cheer you up. pastors are apart of your church family for all of you ignorant people commenting.