By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 15:21 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML
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Nykaen 0

Dude... Leave her, she is worthless. And disown your brother... No man should ever do that to family.

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smaster 0

oh man. heres what i would do. first break the bottle over her head. then cut his balls off with the sharp glass. and while theyre incapacitated, figure out some horrible things to do to them both.

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movingtarget_fml 4

why not just hack her head off put it on a post and have it on your front lawn for all the bitches to see

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desertrain 0

Naw, there'll be lots and lots of make up sexes if he can forgive her. And his brother will forever be in debt to him, plus his left ********.

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baec 2

this is why a keep a gun in my car. I would of gone postal on both their asses

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MrKrypt 0

You keep a gun in your car just incase your brother sleeps with your wife?

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XOfiestypixie 0

Yes, YOU may keep a gun in your car for incidents like that, but guns are illegal in the UK. You can't just go around shooting random people your wife sleeps with, even if you really want to.

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FarSide 22

A knife, or tire-iron can be functionally equivalent to a firearm. Cross-bow makes a spectacular statement. And make no mistake, people do these dirty deeds every day, the world over.

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desertrain 0

I'm pretty sure you're either high or mentally impaired. which are you?

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FarSide 22

Revenge is often the first thought. But taking several deep breaths, and waiting 10 seconds before responding goes a long, long way. I would spend my evening seething, crying, and writing down all the possible outcome scenarios. A man who has options cannot be messed with.

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wbrycem 0

What a bitch. What a bastard. What a situation.

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epicFAIL_Sometim 0

YDI for not calling ur boyfriend to see if you bought u anything from eBay. asstard!

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marz88 0

I do believe you are slightly confused.

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saa994 0

hahahahahahah. you are more of an "assturd" because you don't even have the ability to call someone that. it's pathetic.

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plexico 3

Of course, it is not welcome when you should have known that your own brother likes a beer after sex! Now, hurry on down to the pub and fetch him a pint, you limp-dick sniveling git! You might want to get your wife a Spotted Dick.

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XOfiestypixie 0

=O Plexico knows British things!! Though I shouldn't be surprised, since it's Plexico. I would've been very disappointed if he was a "stereotypical" American. =)

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XOfiestypixie 0

=O Plexico knows British things! Though I shouldn't be surprised, since it is plexico. I would've been very disappointed if he was a "stereotypical" American. =) (hope that's what I put before...FML ate my comment =/ ) *edit* ugh...double post...stupid FML eating my comment then showing it again...

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XOfiestypixie 0

Haha, thanks. Glad I can be of some use. XD

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lessthanbee 0

plexico, ftw. your comments are always much funnier than 95% of the fmls. perhaps you should start creating fake fmls and posting them, so we'd all have better posts to read. but op: really, fyl dude, that sux. just sever communications with both of them, they aren't even worth the energy you would spend acquiring revenge.

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