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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 22:43 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By GuyWhoCameOutFinally - 25/10/2022 16:00 - Netherlands - Eindhoven

Today, I came out to my parents and siblings as gay. They were very accepting and asked me why I waited until I was 25 to do so. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was their own homophobic remarks that kept me closeted since I realized it at 14, and that a previous coming-out to a parent was dismissed as 'a phase'. FML

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By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Gay younger brother - 30/06/2018 01:30

Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML

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By augh - 10/12/2010 08:24

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

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By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML

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By Gayeveryday - 15/04/2012 04:12 - Canada - Truro

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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Thursday 25 October 2012 9:08

I'm truly sorry. :( Having family who aren't accepting of who you are is tough. I'm bi but haven't told my family because I know how they would feel (which is not very positive).

khaayotic 16

Thursday 25 October 2012 9:15

That's just rude. Ask her if her severe case of ignorance has been "cured" as well.

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kotah2013 2

Thursday 25 October 2012 14:58

Hey bro just hold ur head up my family kicked me out and after 4 years have still asked if I'm cured ill be ok

sneakybabymaker 20

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:00

Sorry OP my parents aren't accepting me yet either, and it's been three and a half years

kael_fiyero 1

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:05

It sucks, but it took my parents almost 10 years to start accepting me and our relationship will never be the same. But it does get better. :)

griffy14 9

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:11

Oh I see you've caught it too. I hope they find a cure soon. I've called in gay to work so much this month, pretty sure my boss is fed up with it.

ballpython 15

Thursday 25 October 2012 21:26

LMAO!!! You called into work gay.

souljacker 11

Thursday 25 October 2012 23:42

You can only play the gay card once a month, maximum!

yenidewi 11

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:13

yeah

yenidewi 11

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:15

well are you, op ? ;)

AmyLeeEvFan 0

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:31

I'm sorry. I know exactly how it feels. Your mother should support you, not put you down. I know this from expirence.. I am a lesbian myself. =)

kittygirl21 5

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:41

LOL

Perdition25 12

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:43

According to the number of "you deserve it" clicks, 169 people are retarded in the world.

Aelle1209 6

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:48

The gay seems to be going around...I've caught it too. =( I'm really sorry to hear that your mom has taken that attitude towards your sexuality. I came out when I was really young (around 13) and my mom and I got into a huge fight, but after that, we just never spoke about it ever again. Ten years later and she still acts like I never told her anything. Though, I guess that's better than having to hear her bitch about it.