By IIIlibras - 27/07/2011 21:28 - United States

Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML
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IIIlibras 6

Welllll, I needed to move my boyfriend and I's heavy mattress back against the wall so as I lifted it up, our Doberman (who loves to pounce things) decided then would be a good time to do so..Right where my hands were. My poor long nails just could not hold up the weight thus resulting in blood.

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broomhildo 19

OOOOOH MY GOD. Yes caps were necessary. That sounds absolutely terrible.

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Mirorbo 26

My fingers hurt just from reading this! I have goosebumps all along my arms now!

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MedChew 19

Thanks, now I'm totally freaked out just thinking about it. After 5 minutes of having my fingers in a tight fist did I manage to fully extend them to comment on this.

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trangster612 2

ouch, how did ya do that? I know the feeling, had a slow painful process of my toe nail falling off because of a soccer match

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Acaprice14 9

did you get attacked by Kane? (referring to See No Evil)

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kroekdog 7

didnt he rip people's eyeballs out?

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Punkpoptart1119 20

#19: That movie was awesome but I had to turn away when he took that chicks eyeballs out. Eh..I'm squeamish again..

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TripOnShoelaces 0

Can I eat them?

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TripOnShoelaces 0

Woah. I did not mean to post this three times. That was weird. Damn you iPod Touch!

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evillittleme 5

I can feel the pain just reading your FML :s

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Cheer79 12

Ugh it reallyyy hurts! Ive had my toenail ripped off by a door once. NOT FUN!!

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jhill16 0

hey I'm a freshman to and I was born just a month before u

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TheFunSideOfTheB 2

you are really hitting on this girl go get social in reality

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