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By Loser - 12/05/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML

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By 16seconds - 08/02/2010 01:56 - United States

Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML

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By IHaveThePower - 26/10/2021 23:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, after years of being an avid knitter and typing for a living, I got carpal tunnel syndrome… from my wrists flopping around too much while I'm driving. I live half an hour away from the nearest city. FML

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By Lexxxiii - 17/06/2021 06:01

Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML

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By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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By SocialAnxietyNightmare - 09/02/2012 16:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 03:08 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I found out that the lump in my wrist that keeps getting inflamed and sore is caused by sketching and using my laptop too much. Good thing I'm in my fourth year of studying to become a designer. FML

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By Lunar-Spice - 03/08/2021 16:00 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I found out that the stiffness I've been feeling in my hand is arthritis and that it's only going to get worse. Not only do I type for my job, I'm also 22. FML

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By overexcited - 02/02/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage

Today, I woke up from surgery to find that the chronic warts on my right hand hadn't been removed. The doctor informed me that they'd grown into my radial nerve, so impossible to remove without permanent paralysis. My immune system sucks, so this is just in my hand forever. FML

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ohhboyy 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:10

you can't say "**** my life" if you don't HAVE a life

AngelRaven89 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:10

Remember to take all things in moderation, including World of Warcraft :)

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zee209 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:14

You can get it by using the computer too much in general, actually...whether it's WOW or not.

sk8rdud3 24

Thursday 18 September 2014 7:36

Finally, somebody says the truth. You can also get it from playing instruments as well.

Bahari 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:15

haha you got owned in real life by a video game

idkkrystal 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:16

And that's why video games have warnings before you play

jew_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:22

who are you, kyle broflovski? #20 you are my favvvorite person alive right now ahhah

ChocolatexGames 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:22

wow. i hate WoW, u deserve it... GO PLAY GUITAR HERO!

jew_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:23

who are you, kyle broflovski? #20 you are my favvvvvvorite person alive right now ahhaha

jew_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:26

i mean whoever said "QUICK WE NEED BENGAY" i'm actually dying of laugther

bubeltron 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:32

I got that from playing WoW too. F both our lives.

censorshipoff 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:37

HORDE OR ALLIANCE

Meowff 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:43

Don't play that ******* game!!!!!!!!!!1 It's the reason my parents got divorced and screwed up my life and childhood.

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