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By Loser - 12/05/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML

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By 16seconds - 08/02/2010 01:56 - United States

Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML

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Tunnel vision

By IHaveThePower - 26/10/2021 23:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, after years of being an avid knitter and typing for a living, I got carpal tunnel syndrome… from my wrists flopping around too much while I'm driving. I live half an hour away from the nearest city. FML

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Getting on

By Lexxxiii - 17/06/2021 06:01

Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML

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By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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By SocialAnxietyNightmare - 09/02/2012 16:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 03:08 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I found out that the lump in my wrist that keeps getting inflamed and sore is caused by sketching and using my laptop too much. Good thing I'm in my fourth year of studying to become a designer. FML

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Stiff Little Fingers

By Lunar-Spice - 03/08/2021 16:00 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I found out that the stiffness I've been feeling in my hand is arthritis and that it's only going to get worse. Not only do I type for my job, I'm also 22. FML

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By overexcited - 02/02/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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Warts and all

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage

Today, I woke up from surgery to find that the chronic warts on my right hand hadn't been removed. The doctor informed me that they'd grown into my radial nerve, so impossible to remove without permanent paralysis. My immune system sucks, so this is just in my hand forever. FML

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ohhboyy 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:10

you can't say "**** my life" if you don't HAVE a life

AngelRaven89 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:10

Remember to take all things in moderation, including World of Warcraft :)

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babawaba 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:27

Let me guess.... BE huntard?

chuck_norris_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:30

bro, shoot your computer and get out of your house, find a girl and hit that shit...

neverland_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:39

I think you forgot "masturbating." If you have carpal tunnel, which you do, and you play WoW enough to give you carpal tunnel, which is true, then you probably do a lot of lonely jacking, let's be real.

icedtea_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:41

Yeah, if you're playing WoW enough to get carpal's then you totally deserved it

MeganBJ 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:41

YDI.. you sound like my ex.. hahhahaaaa

that_guy01 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:43

ydi - get a life

blacklagoon_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:49

I also got carpal tunnel from playing WoW. Both wrists, my left worse than the right (too much mortal striking in the arena pre-WOTLK). Even as I type this I can feel it! Seriously WoW wrecks your life, which is why I stopped playing and left my epic characters behind :(

ritalinboy 1

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:49

i feel your pain, i got myself off world of warcraft by playing other games (guild wars, star wars battlefront etc). that or i didnt get one of the 99.98567 % of the discs laced with crack #140's strategy helps too